29 Oct 2010

Yay Swedes managed to make me happy

So living in Sweden isn't awesome but hey it's alright I suppose. I mean most of their food is pretty shit, kroppkakor is pretty disgusting, eating more potatoes than meat is pretty weird too in my opinion. And well lingon berries... not my cup of tea. But they did manage to make me happy now with their so called Höstlov, which is a school holiday starting on Monday, meaning I'll have no school from when I quit school today at 11:50 A.M. till 09:55 on Monday the 8th of November. Pretty awesome isn't it? Well it's sure as fuck something I need as school is gay as fuck, I do hate just about every single moment of it, and god I'm drowning in work and have fallen miles behind. Got a couple of papers that were due some time ago and still haven't finished, got some papers due after the holiday which I've hardly started yet as I've been focusing, or trying to, on those that I've been meant to have turned in already. I'm going to try to do some studying during the holiday and at least try to finish what I should have turned in already but haven't done yet.

Today, besides quitting school early, I've been helping my cousin moving. I'm glad that I can be at some use even if it isn't much I can do. Helped him carrying a sofa and beds and shit like that between apartments.

Now what else have I done lately? I've done a shit load of doing nothing as usual... oh dear this blog post has just gone down hill from the first line. I really need to think fast to save this post from being a complete disaster!

Oh I know, I'm gonna save both this blog post and my evening with the same thing really.
I'm going to recommend this really funny film to you lot which I think I'm going to watch for the 192448248245th time tonight.
The movie is called Detroit Rock City and is obviously made around KISS. It's about these 4 dudes who travel to Detroit to see KISS live. Fucking hilarious with a lot of funny scenes in it.
My favorite quote: Jam: "It's a teenage girl walking along the side of the highway. I mean, they, they, they make scary movies that start out like that."
Trip: "Hey, but, but they make porno movies that start out like that too, man."
What a movie! Fucking awesome! 
Trailer below for those who haven't seen it yet and still need motivation to buy/borrow/download it and watch.

Rock on dudes and dudettes!

26 Oct 2010

Ozzy fucking Osbourne

Yesterday was just about the best day I've had since this summer's Sweden Rock.
It all started out with me waking up and checking the Sweden Rock Festival's website to see what headliner they'd released... and well I guess the title is spoiling it a bit for you readers, in case you didn't know already. Yeah that's it The Prince of Darkness is coming to Sweden Rock 2011! How awesome is that?
If I had the money for tickets at the moment I had bought tickets yesterday, but well I'll have to wait until I get some money. I'll live on air just to make it happen faster :)

And well after finding this out I went to school, I already knew my last class of the day was going to be cancelled as the teacher that teaches that class is away somewhere. But to my surprise I found out a class which I was going to skip actually, the class which would have been my last class since the last one had been cancelled was also cancelled. So 2 of my 4 classes yesterday were cancelled. Fucking awesome if you ask me.

Then I got home and met a mate of mine which I haven't seen in like at least a year, we both moved away from the place we both live in now, a year back or so. I moved to one place and he to another. And well now we've both moved back as things didn't work out for us as they were meant to do in the places we moved to.
So we hung out, had fun and stuff. We played some billiard and well then we went for a delicious kebab pizza, oh my the kebab pizza was so fucking good... It was like a orgasm in my stomach it was so good!

Now back to Ozzy :)
Since Ozzy was the one who got his name confirmed for Sweden Rock 2011 I'm gonna put up my top 5 songs with Ozzy :)

Ozzy Osbourne top 5:

Now that list might change in my head as soon as I click Publish, what can I say he's a great artist and got a lot of great albums with great songs on them.
    Until next time keep rockin!

    25 Oct 2010


    Oh my, oh my what a day tomorrow will be!
    First of all the bitch and her kids, which I was bitching about in ma last post are leaving tomorrow morning. Which calls for celebration, oh wait no I don't have time for that as tomorrow morning at 9 o'clock Sweden Rock Festival will announce one of the headliners for next years festival and well they'll start releasing tickets too but unfortunately I can't afford the tickets quite yet.

    But oh my oh my I'm so excited. I'm hoping for Mötley Crüe most of all bands to be honest!
    Oh I can't wait till next year's Sweden Rock Festival starts. Since I started going to Sweden Rock there's been like 1 week a year which I absolutely love! 1 out of 52, the other 51 consist of waiting for Sweden Rock or being thrilled after a great festival :)

    I've only attended 2 festival so far, and well I've loved both of them, and well I can't wait for the next one.
    Being with lots of people who are just like me or at least people who I either like or will like after a little while, most of them not all of course is just fantastic. I'd live there if I could to be honest.

    I do hope they get the Icelandic metal band Sólstafir this year, as they kick ass! Their album Köld is a fucking masterpiece! It's an album everyone should buy and listen to a lot!

    My top 3 Sólstafir songs:
    Until next time, rock on!

    23 Oct 2010

    Fucking bitch

    Oh look that title is written in nice and sophisticated language.
    Well yeah that happens when you live at your mum's house and her posh bitch friend is visiting and staying the weekend, oh wait for the best part. The bitch as I'll call her from now on (posh bitch felt too long to write every time) is not just staying here for a couple of days criticizing every single thing I do or don't do, the way I dress, the way I talk, the way I eat my fucking pizza is apparently wrong, I thought that wouldn't be a problem since as I mentioned she's a posh bitch meaning she does probably not ever eat pizza and I mean give me a break, I just bought a fucking pizza surely I'm the one who decides how the fuck I'll eat it. But yeah back to the point not only is she staying over the weekend but her little spoiled brats of kids. Let me say it like this, her older kid the boy he owns a cellphone just like lot of 14/15 year olds, but well his cellphone is more expensive than my car. Oh and wait the little prick behaves like a fucking cock, not only is he annoying as fuck but he just has to get your attention constantly. Her younger one, some tiny spoiled girl, which is heading the same way in becoming a douche just like her cock of a brother, I don't mind though as she leaves me alone most of the time.

    So let's sum it up.
    Bitch = annoying posh cunt who owns 2 kids.
    Bitch's boy = annoying little brat who gets everything he wants and is constantly getting in my way just to annoy me a little more
    Bitch's girl = annoying little brat who is the least annoying of them as she stays out of my way.

    Since I play rugby I was watching a DVD with a match from the Tri-Nations Cup just to watch and learn you know, and well clearly that was wrong to watch rugby as rugby is apparently just a sport for dumb steroid monsters who do nothing but to fight all the time. Oh I'm sorry ma'm, I'll just go back to watching golf now...

    I was going out yesterday night in well my typical outfit, jeans with hole in them, a band shirt(in this case mötley crüe) and well I had a mötley hoodie on too as it wasn't too hot. The bitch who just happened to see me as I was going out, obviously made a lot of comments on me going out dressed like "this". Clearly I should be dressed in a fucking tuxedo at all times... oh wait I just forgot since I'm not a little spoiled brat, or married to someone who's rich I can't afford a tuxedo. And well even if I did I'd never buy one as I feel really bad in tuxedo's.
    Not to mention listening to metal is bad. Metal is just for alcoholics and drug users. Clearly I'll be ODing on heroin soon or drowning in my own vomit or something since I listen to metal, not that she said heroin, I doubt she knows what any drug types are called as they don't really exist in more words than just drugs in her little 'I'm a rich bitch" world.

    She even made fun of my car, I mean come on. I'm 18, I don't have a job and am going to school. How the fuck am I meant to be able to own a fancy car when I hardly earn enough money to keep my car running(just thinking of petrol then, not including repairs or shit like that as well I can't really afford repairing my car, and I know there is fair share of things that I should get repaired once I can afford and I will but that will have to wait as I rather eat than spend money on my car which I can wait with spending anyways).

    Now off to her little cunt of a boy. As I said he constantly tries to get my attention, compares all my shit to his fancy stuff which his mum and dad have given him etc. But well one thing has pissed me more off than anything about these rich cunts, and that's when the boy decided to start dissing the whole metal genre. I was listening to Amon Amarth I think it was when he told me that whatever I was listening to was shite and that metal was just for fags. Well that pissing me off, I still didn't lose my cool as I ain't fucking letting those people drag me further down by punching the living crap out of them, I just asked the fucker what he listened to then. The fucker said he listened to techno... Well sure I might not be completely neutral on music matters but if you're dissing metal you sure as fuck should consider listening to something better than techno first. And well knowing just a tiny bit about music before dissing it would be nice to.

    Now I'd write something about the little girl but thankfully she's stayed out of my way most of the time. I think she might be afraid of me for some reason. Which I'm not sure why as I don't look dangerous I think. Well I've got a black eye at the moment from a rugby training the other night. And obviously I wear jeans with hole in them and curse every now and then. Well anyways she stays out of my way therefore she is the one I like the most even if I dislike them all.
    Oh wait no, I like the bitch's husband best as he didn't even bother coming! I guess he's too fancy for us.

    Sorry bout all the bitching but I just had to get some of this out of my system. Well of course I'm gonna put a song in the end.
    I really find this appropriate to the text. Eat The Rich by Motörhead off the Rock N Roll album. Great song by a great band!

    21 Oct 2010

    Sky Sports | ScoreCentre | Football | Europa League, Group K | Napoli v Liverpool | Team Lineups

    Sky Sports | ScoreCentre | Football | Europa League, Group K | Napoli v Liverpool | Team Lineups

    I fucking hope we'll win! I'm such a failure even the team I've been supporting since I was a little kid has been failing.
    No Torres or Gerrard in the team :/
    Don't have a clue who Jonjo Shelvey is...

    Oh well let's hope Roy knows what he's doing.



    Arrgh got 1 project due tomorrow + I need to read 50 pages in some shitty book about things that happened like over 500 years ago...

    Of course I didn't wake up early enough to finish the project I was on about yesterday. I'm really thinking about just fucking that project already 2 weeks late now, no point anymore is there?

    The other one went fine however, was meant to compare the film Flags of our Fathers with the real events of Iwo Jima, I think it went ok at least. The teacher didn't say I was a complete failure at least lol

    Oh well I think I'm gonna get started reading then... but really cant be arsed to...

    This being something that's happening like during the Viking era, which is cool, but it's written in terribly old and complicated language. But ye this being from the Viking era, I guess I should listen to some proper viking metal while reading :)

    Just put this great album on, Twilight of the Thunder God, saw Amon Amarth live last year, fucking amazing they were!

    Sleeping time

    I suppose it's time for me to call it a night. Was going to finish at least the projects I had due last week but only did one of them :/
    Might try to wake up early and finish the other one though I'm quite sure that won't happen but hopefully I'll wake up early and in a good mood.
    Well I was going to be already sleeping at this time, I've been trying not to go to sleep later than 12 o'clock and well been failing a little bit on that as I'm not disciplined enough I guess. I always say to myself just another 2 minutes, and end up being awake much longer than I was going to, just like tonight for example. Meant to go to sleep almost an hour ago.

    Oh well.
    Going to fall to sleep now to the amazing sound of The Clash. I tend to like live better than studio therefor I'm putting The Clash's live album Live at the Shea Stadium on.

    For those of you who own the record, put it on, for those of you who have Spotify put it on (the name is a link to it on Spotify), those of you have borrowed it from PirateBay or something like that, listen to it and go to the store tomorrow and buy it.

    Good night folks

    20 Oct 2010


    Last 3 days or so I've been sick, what is wrong with me I don't know. Stomach ache on Monday followed by migraine yesterday and today. I feel a lot better now than earlier today or yesterday, but still I got some headache and my face is very pale or just gray, but not as gray as it has been last couple of days.

    I've spent today in bed with The Doors playing and well a little bit of The Clash too, no matter how much headache or sick I am I always keep some music on if I possibly can.
    Yesterday I went to school sick as a dog, but today I decided to fuck it. I did however do a little bit of homework earlier and plan to do a little more this evening, but we'll see what happens.

    After taking a painkiller, a shower, getting dressed and eating I decided to shoot some pool, alone of course since I do not have anyone to talk to or do things with, I only have you lot to share my life with really.

    I was thinking to myself the other night to fill my car up on gasoline with all the money I don't own as my bank card is in minus at the moment, and just drive away. Where to I don't know, just far far away from here. Hopefully to some place where I could start over, but then I realized that I most likely couldn't start over that easily. I'd love to start over somewhere elsewhere though.

    For the last couple of months I've been counting down to a Sabaton concert I'll be attending, now it's just about 5 weeks left until I'll be screaming my ass off at a concert with Sabaton, Alestorm and Steelwing.
    I've seen Sabaton twice before, though one time they only played like 2 songs but kicked ass of course, Alestorm I've seen once before too, they were awesome. Steelwing I've never seen before though, and well I got my hopes up for them as they sound fucking awesome, they sound like Iron Maiden meets Judas Priest, a killer combo if you ask me.

    My top 5 songs with each band:
    1. Ghost Division
    2. Cliffs of Gallipoli
    3. Primo Victoria
    4. Metal Machine
    5. 40:1
    1. Captain Morgan's Revenge
    2. Wolves of the Sea
    3. Keelhauled
    4. Heavy Metal Pirates
    5. Nancy the Tavern Wench

    1. Roadkill (or be killed)
    2. Headhunter
    3. The Illusion
    4. Under the Scavenging Sun
    5. Sentinel Hill
    Note that the names of the songs are links to them on YouTube, Steelwing was pretty hard to decide like which are my fave after the first 2 songs since they've only released one album so far, one awesome album.

    Well rock on dudes! Hope you enjoy these songs!


    Hi there and welcome to my blog!

    You have probably noticed it's new since there is well nothing on here yet, well nothing but this post.

    I guess I should start by introducing myself to you lot, or well as much as I feel comfortable with, as I like to be anonymous. I am nobody really, you can call me John or Frank or Eric or whatever really I do not care, as I am nobody. I'm 18 year old and have failed at just about everything I've tried to succeed at in my life so far. I'm alone but not lonely. While most 18 year olds go out and party on weekends I sit at home alone and well listen to music since I do not belong with any particular group of people. I'm too proud to sit and whine with the emo's, I'm not beautiful or popular enough to hang with the cool kids, I'm not in good enough shape to hang with the jocks. I don't even belong with nerds as I suck at school, and I do not own a decent computer to run and play the popular computer games, fuck my computer doesn't even have Word on it, lags while running really old games even.
    I guess there is one group I'd belong in, the rockers, but unfortunately the rock scene is pretty dead where I live, so basically I'm all alone. I'm a one man army doomed to fail.

    In the past 3 years I've failed 2 schools, quit 1, and have fallen behind in the one I'm trying to do finish at the moment. I've also quit 2 jobs, one because I was able to get the other job which was better payed and I thought I'd get more hours in, but well guess what I was wrong and I made the millionth wrong decision in my life. The second job I quit when I moved to another country to try to go through school.

    Most likely this blog will fail just like everything I've ever tried to do before. But if you won't give up on me, dear readers (if there are any that is) I won't give up on you. I'll do my best at keeping you entertained as well as sharing fun things that have happened to me (unfortunately there's not much of that happening). And well I suppose if you dig music you might like this blog as music is well what has kept me alive since my era of failing started like when I was 4 or something.

    I tried learning the guitar once but after a year or so with no progression at all I decided to try the bass which I've made a little progression with but am still a beginner, but I don't care I love slapping my bass, getting my anger out on it just playing some random tunes. Unfortunately I had to leave my bass behind, when I moved and can't afford a new bass guitar.

    I guess I should stop now so you wont just look at this as walls of text and give up on me before you've read the first to lines!

    And now before I go, here's a great song by The Clash, fucking awesome and well what can I say. Well enjoy

    Take care folks